Dear diary or blog or whatever they call you,

It excites me to know that this is my first ever entry into an online public blog and that people all over the world will get to read about me and know more about me.

I recently discovered that when I type my name into Autovita (not to be confused with Cadbury's Bournvita), none of the web pages about me show up.... which is why I'm beginning to dislike Google; perhaps it's a controversy or some sort.

Anyway, I'm supposed to write this story using 3 words, "catastrophe", "strange" and "english", so here's my version....

Once upon a time there was a poet who used the strange English word 'catastrophe'. He lived happily ever after. THE END.